1st & Ten

A new season means a new chance at glory, that is if all hope isn't lost on day one from team president Kristy Fullbright engaging in some extracurricular activities with the Bulls' brand-new starting quarterback. With a new roster full of new characters all in need of significant attitude adjustments, the stakes are as high as ever to bring the Bulls to a championship.

T.D. has a temporary stint as the Bulls' offensive coordinator, Kristy explores the possibility of building a relationship with the new quarterback and Dr. Dog learns how to manipulate the impressionable rookies into doing pranks for him.

Coach Denardo is crankier than usual as he begins contemplating his mortality on his 65th birthday, leading some players to pay his wife to take him out on the town and show him "a good time."

Zagreb is caught and identified as the snitch who sold revealing information about, and pictures of, the Bulls to the media. Bubba and Jethro may want to join, however, once they discover that a reporter is willing to pay $50,000 for shots of Kristy and Mac's wedding.

The team falls under a wave of injury spells. Dr. Death neglects a potentially serious neck injury and Bubba, mistaking a concussion for a terminal illness, believes he has only thirty days to live.

Mac and Kristy's marital problems leak into their professional lives after Kristy threatens to bench Mac, after he makes clear his intentions to sign an endorsement deal that conflicts with his contract.

Miles is caught in a sticky situation when his girlfriend accuses him of being the father of her unborn child and exploits him for cash, while Zagreb reveals his gambling addiction has led to him being manipulated into throwing a game.

Jethro and Bubba come across a briefcase filled with unclaimed cash. Hilarity ensues when Mac's ex-wife reenters the picture with unexpected news that they are not legally divorced.

The Bulls become trapped in a hostage situation at Bubba and Jethro's bar when armed robbers hold them against their will. The robbers will free their captives in exchange for one million dollars.

Bubba is invited to participate in a celebrity boxing exhibition for charity,but despite everyone's encouragement, he is reluctant and terrified by the possibility that he might injure himself, or worse.

Dr. Death gets off on the wrong foot with the new equipment manager, who appears to know something that he's not revealing. Subsequently, Zagreb falls for a woman he believes to be a prostitute. Both find themselves in over their heads as their situations progress, knowing little to nothing about their company with no luck in deciphering their respective situations.

On a particularly dark and stormy night, some of the guys kick back over a game of cards, fantasizing about how different their lives might have been had they pursued professions other than football. They each explore the roads not taken and the paths that could have been forged, all ultimately agreeing that they wouldn't change their current lives for anything.

T.D. is extended an offer that he can't refuse, a position as the president of the Bulls' Texan opponent, spotlighting his loyalty and forcing him to question his destiny. Separately, the shady equipment manager attempts to get between Jethro and Bubba with intent to commandeer their bar and profits.

Tombstone Packer becomes distracted by his fascination with aliens, a recurring theme that has begun inconveniencing coaches, cracking up players and hurting Packer's preparation for the playoffs.

The players treat a romance-overloaded Putz to a recap of their romantic escapades, including all the embarrassing conquests various players have endured on their many quests for sexual gratification.

The Bulls are back in another championship game this time against a seemingly superior opponent who is always ten steps ahead of them. With so much on the line, especially with several veterans mulling retirement, the stakes could not be higher for one last national victory.