RiffTrax Shorts

Anybody who strapped in for the thrill ride that was Families: Food and Eating probably assumes they got the whole story. Three families from three different countries prepared food, and they ate it. Could there possibly be more? Hold on to your culturally-appropriate hat, because There Is!! That food didn't just come from nowhere, and Families: Earning and Spending is here to fill you in!

The creatively titled short film Kangaroos should put an end to all your questions, especially if your question is "Are there no kangaroos in America because years ago they were all eaten by Wild Lions" which the short would have you believe is "Yes." Mike, Kevin and Bill, despite their best preparations, still had the validity of their knives questioned during the recording of this short.

Our story begins with The Red Hen's brother and their parents being slaughtered by the evil Queen Gedren's army because The Red Hen rejected the Queen's sexual advances. Description of our new short The Red Hen or slightly altered synopsis of 1985 flick Red Sonja? Impossible to say. But, either way, there will be plenty of hijinks involving duck urine.

Most of us know the basics of dental hygiene. Brush after every nine breaths, floss with a business card on public transportation, and gargle with Mountain Dew. So to be honest, it's fairly insulting that the producers of Tooth Truth with Harv and Marv thought we needed an entire instructional video. Mike, Kevin and BIll team up for the pinnacle of the buddy tooth instructional video genre.

Carnies, deep-fried treats that make the KFC Double Down seem like a heart-healthy option, and rides that are either 100% rust or coated in the blood of previous riders, there's no end to the number of ways a county fair wants to kill you. Dip your funnel cake in liquid mescaline and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill on the ferris wheel to eternity with County Fair!

Porcupines love salt. Prickly the Porcupine, a great new short in which one brave porcupine goes off in search of all the salt his heart desires. Of course, we just did a short that claimed there were no kangaroos in America because Wild Lions ate them all. So you probably should take anything you learn in them with a grain of...Dammit! Prickly ate the end of the sentence!

The Mysterious Message shows that failures in communication happened even back in the ancient period known as Pre-Geocitian! In those days, something called "handwriting" was the culprit. Since riffing The Mysterious Message, Mike, Kevin, and Bill have taken to writing all tweets and texts in pen. So far they have destroyed 14 cell phone screens and a stranger's laptop.

Being a Good Sport proves that snotty kids who don't play well with others should be shunned for the safety of everyone involved. Embracing these adorable little psychopaths will earn you nothing but a knife in the back! On their way to riffing Being a Good Sport, Mike, Kevin and Bill played a friendly game of rock paper scissors to decide who got shotgun. It ended poorly.