The Dick Van Dyke Show

Ritchie adopts two baby ducks and Rob faces the task of making him understand the consequence of trying to keep pets that may be happier living in the wild.

To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the telephone, Rob disguises his voice and asks Laura on a date.

Rob recalls his and Laura's attempts to get married when Ritchie brings up the subject.

Rob is puzzled when he discovers Laura's secret bank account.

Rob doesn't know what he's in for when he invites Buddy's charming, pool hustling brother over for a friendly game of billiards.

A hypnotist visits a Petrie dinner party where Rob accidentally picks up a post-hypnotic suggestion.

Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie learns that his middle name is Rosebud.

When Ric Vallone guest stars on "The Alan Brady Show," Rob grows increasingly concerned that Sally is falling for the star.

Rob and Laura recount vastly different versions of a marital spat that sends Rob storming out of the house.

Rob suspects that Buddy and Sally may be moonlighting for another comedy show or having an affair.

Ritchie claims he keeps being attacked by a giant woodpecker.

Rob begins to worry after neighbor Jerry suggests Rob's recent sneezing fits are psychosomatic expressions of repressed rage at Laura.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry Helper, when he lets another dentist work on his teeth.

While directing the annual variety show, Rob becomes frustrated by spousal jealousies as he tries to pair the perfect "Cleopatra" to "Mark Antony" for the lead roles.

After a string of burglaries in the neighborhood, the Petrie home is pillaged. But the police are baffled as it happened.

Laura sees a weather girl as a threat to her marriage.

Rob recounts the wrath he encountered when he broke his engagement with his hometown sweetheart, Dorothy, after he and Laura became engaged.

Rob finds himself in hot water after giving a television interview in which he unwittingly portrays his wife Laura as a nut.

Rob leaves the show after Mel rejects his script and is upset when Buddy and Sally don't join him.

Rob and Laura watch a scary movie only to find certain details of that movie coming true the following day.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

To his regret, Rob ignores Laura's warning to be careful on the slopes during his first skiing excursion.

The Petries hire a painter who ends up painting much more than just their living room.

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help out an old friend.