Toast of London

Toast is intrigued to find that Ed is entering a Celebrities and Prostitutes Blow Football Tournament. Ed suggests that Toast enter too, and as he is fiercely competitive in everything, soon becomes obsessed with winning the tournament.

After Ray Purchase snitches on him to the 'Tax People', Toast receives a massive bill. He is forced to do some particularly unattractive jobs to pay off the amount.

A return to the West End stage in the legendary 'whodunnit' play The Moose Trap is seriously jeopardised when Toast reveals the killer's identity in a radio interview. As attendances at the show dwindle, Toast is forced to look elsewhere for employment.

After the tragic death of his friend Axel Jacklin, Britain's finest exponent of acting in high winds, Toast (commonly regarded as being Britain's second finest exponent of acting in high winds) finds himself in demand.

When Jane promises Toast a major role in a big budget movie to be shot in Britain, he is hugely excited.

An old flame of Toast's, Lorna Wynde, turns up in London. He hasn't seen her since they starred in an American soap opera in the '80s. It ended badly. But is Laura still in love with him, or is she using Toast to make her husband Josh Homme jealous?