RiffTrax Shorts

You think Jay Gatsby knew how to throw a party? Bridget and Mary Jo are just getting home from last night's celebration of plastic storage containers! Don't get FOMO! Join them for these Tupperware shorts and promotional films!

Steve has a friend named Ken who is slightly more boneheaded than him, as mandated by Coronet law. Together, Steve and Ken struggle to put their boots away, wear ugly painter smocks, and generally avoid the wrath of the scolding passive-aggressive narrator who lords over us all in Beginning Responsibility: Doing Things For Ourselves In School!

It's a vintage short from a time when films were needed to show people things that they were never likely to see in real life. Exotic amazing things, like, uh, a horse! Some chickens, perhaps! A nurse will be on duty in the theater to attend to those who faint! Buckle up (your suspenders), get a hose and wake up at 5am with Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Farm Animals!

We all know the story: family is starving, boy takes beloved cow to be slaughtered, mysterious man offers him magic beans instead, Jack steals the golden goose, etc. But, (and we believe this technically qualifies as a selling point) you've never seen it told with such careworn actors before! Pop a few magic beans of your own and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Jack and the Beanstalk!

Whether it's drowning, eating bleach, or not understanding how basic playground equipment like the swings work, you'll witness future Darwin Award winners in action, all under the guise of teaching kids the valuable lesson -- find someone smarter than you to help. Mike, Kevin, and Bill opted to remain humble freelance architects rather than transform into Safety Woman and help these kids.

It's psychedelic, it's aimless, and it's all about FEET, FEET, FEET! Just kidding, that's not all it's about, there are also some shoes. Does it teach valuable health lessons about caring for your feet? No, it doesn't even try! Does it teach about the various types of footwear used in different careers? No, keep dreaming!

Jimmy is a plucky ten-year-old who just can't seem to follow directions, causing no end of disaster in his personal life. He has a dream in which he is accosted by a morally superior robber who teaches him a very important life lesson. Join Bridget and Mary Jo for the cautionary tale of The Boy Who Didn't Listen!