American Dad

When Francine discovers that all their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation.

In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power.

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett turns out to be an atheist.

When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways.

When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA.

At a poker game with the guys, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone. It seems that every kill in Stan's history with the CIA has been the result of fortunate timing. Roger and the guys become determined to get Stan his first kill.

When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan s Republican blood boils.

After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.

Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight.

Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a.k.a. Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill.

When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan's umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life.

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband.

Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, but he’s shocked to find the man is his new next door neighbor.

Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force.

Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world.

The Smith's marriage is fizzling, leaving Stan feeling unappreciated as Francine visits her parents over spring break.