Two and a Half Men
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Magical chemistry in 9-time Emmy-winning comedy
Original version
Seasons 1-12
22 episodes
1. 818-Jklpuzo
1. 818-Jklpuzo
Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
22min
Sep 20, 2009
2. Whipped Unto The Third Generation
2. Whipped Unto The Third Generation
Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
21min
Sep 27, 2009
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake blackmails Charlie.
20min
Oct 4, 2009
4. Laxatives Tester, Horse Inseminator
4. Laxatives Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
21min
Oct 11, 2009
5. For The Sake Of The Child
5. For The Sake Of The Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
22min
Oct 18, 2009
6. Give Me Your Thumb
6. Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
21min
Nov 1, 2009
7. Untainted By Filth
7. Untainted By Filth
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
22min
Nov 8, 2009
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
21min
Nov 15, 2009
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.
21min
Nov 22, 2009
10. That'S Why They Call It Ball Room
10. That'S Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
20min
Dec 6, 2009
11. Warning, It's Dirty
11. Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
20min
Dec 13, 2009
12. Fart Jokes, Pie And Celeste
12. Fart Jokes, Pie And Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their friendship from Judith.
22min
Jan 10, 2010
13. Yay, No Polyps
13. Yay, No Polyps
Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.
21min
Jan 17, 2010
14. Crude And Uncalled For
14. Crude And Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries Chelsea is interested in Alan’s lawyer.
22min
Jan 31, 2010
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.
22min
Feb 7, 2010
16. Tinkle Like A Princess
16. Tinkle Like A Princess
After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
22min
Feb 28, 2010
17. I Found Your Mustache
17. I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
22min
Mar 7, 2010
18. Ixnay On The Oggie Day
18. Ixnay On The Oggie Day
Chelsea's best friend returns; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
21min
Mar 21, 2010
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother.
19min
Apr 11, 2010
20. I Called Him Magoo
20. I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.
22min
May 9, 2010
21. Gumby with a Pokey
21. Gumby with a Pokey
While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
22min
May 16, 2010
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well
Jake becomes Charlie’s driver. To Charlie's chagrin, Alan plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party.
21min
May 23, 2010
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