Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.
201212 seasons
ComedyHumorousFun
ComedyHumorousFun
201212 seasons
13+
23 episodes
  • 1. I Changed My Mind About The Milk

    1. I Changed My Mind About The Milk

    Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey on her birthday. Michael Bolton guest stars.
    Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey on her birthday. Michael Bolton guest stars.
    13+
    21min
    Sep 27, 2012
  • 2. A Big Bag Of Dog

    2. A Big Bag Of Dog

    Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
    Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
    13+
    20min
    Oct 4, 2012
  • 3. Four Balls, Two Bats And One Mitt

    3. Four Balls, Two Bats And One Mitt

    Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
    Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
    13+
    21min
    Oct 11, 2012
  • 4. You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

    4. You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

    A friend's visiting daughter makes Walden feel his age.
    A friend's visiting daughter makes Walden feel his age.
    13+
    21min
    Oct 18, 2012
  • 5. That'S Not What They Call It In Amsterdam

    5. That'S Not What They Call It In Amsterdam

    Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose.
    Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose.
    13+
    20min
    Oct 25, 2012
  • 6. Ferrets, Attack

    6. Ferrets, Attack

    When Zoey tells Walden that she wants to get back together, he has to choose between Rose and Zoey.
    When Zoey tells Walden that she wants to get back together, he has to choose between Rose and Zoey.
    13+
    20min
    Nov 1, 2012
  • 7. Avoid The Chinese Mustard

    7. Avoid The Chinese Mustard

    Walden hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous at the beach house.
    Walden hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous at the beach house.
    13+
    22min
    Nov 8, 2012
  • 8. Something My Gynecologist Said

    8. Something My Gynecologist Said

    Lyndsey wants Alan to make a commitment. Walden ends up being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.
    Lyndsey wants Alan to make a commitment. Walden ends up being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.
    13+
    22min
    Nov 15, 2012
  • 9. I Scream When I Pee

    9. I Scream When I Pee

    Alan's famous ex-wife wants him back; Walden helps make Berta’s birthday special.
    Alan's famous ex-wife wants him back; Walden helps make Berta’s birthday special.
    13+
    21min
    Nov 29, 2012
  • 10. One Nut Johnson

    10. One Nut Johnson

    Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
    Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
    13+
    22min
    Dec 6, 2012
  • 11. Give Santa A Tail-Hole

    11. Give Santa A Tail-Hole

    Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
    Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
    13+
    22min
    Dec 13, 2012
  • 12. Welcome To Alancrest

    12. Welcome To Alancrest

    Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
    Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
    13+
    22min
    Jan 3, 2013
  • 13. Grab A Feather And Get In Line

    13. Grab A Feather And Get In Line

    Walden reveals the truth about his identity to Kate...in song!
    Walden reveals the truth about his identity to Kate...in song!
    13+
    22min
    Jan 10, 2013
  • 14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    Alan and Lyndsey's relationship is strained when he won't give her a key to the beach house.
    Alan and Lyndsey's relationship is strained when he won't give her a key to the beach house.
    13+
    21min
    Jan 31, 2013
  • 15. Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It

    15. Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It

    Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
    Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
    13+
    21min
    Feb 7, 2013
  • 16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Walden tries to win Kate back on Valentine's Day; Alan's holiday plans go south.
    Walden tries to win Kate back on Valentine's Day; Alan's holiday plans go south.
    13+
    21min
    Feb 14, 2013
  • 17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    When Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget, they talk about getting back together.
    When Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget, they talk about getting back together.
    13+
    22min
    Feb 21, 2013
  • 18. The 9:04 from Pemberton

    18. The 9:04 from Pemberton

    After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
    After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
    13+
    21min
    Mar 7, 2013
  • 19. Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon

    19. Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon

    Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
    Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
    13+
    22min
    Mar 14, 2013
  • 20. Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

    20. Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

    Jake cheats on his girlfriend, Tammy, with her 18-year-old daughter.
    Jake cheats on his girlfriend, Tammy, with her 18-year-old daughter.
    13+
    21min
    Apr 4, 2013
  • 21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

    21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

    Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
    Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
    13+
    21min
    Apr 25, 2013
  • 22. My Bodacious Vidalia

    22. My Bodacious Vidalia

    With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan soon faces a moral dilemma.
    With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan soon faces a moral dilemma.
    13+
    21min
    May 2, 2013
  • 23. Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped

    23. Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped

    Walden dates a hot 22-year-old but finds himself more interested in her worldly grandmother.
    Walden dates a hot 22-year-old but finds himself more interested in her worldly grandmother.
    13+
    22min
    May 9, 2013
  • Two and a Half Men
    ComedyHumorousFun
    201212 seasons
    A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.
    Creators and Cast
    Studio
    nbcuniversal
    Audio languages
    5.1
    English
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
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