
America's Dumbest Criminals
26 episodes
1. Blunted Burglary

1. Blunted Burglary
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a man wearing a useless disguise, a criminal who forgot to bring a gun to a shootout and a not-so-sharp thief who put an antique knife in his pocket.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Aug 6, 1999
2. Gun Target

2. Gun Target
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the reason for all those missing office supplies, a man who thinks he's the target of a twenty-one-gun salute and a joker whose trash is a breadcrumb trail.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Aug 13, 1999
3. Up In Smoke

3. Up In Smoke
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a fella whose sense of judgment goes up in smoke, a guy on the run who called 911 to check if he has any warrants and an officer with a trick up his sleeve.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Aug 20, 1999
4. Carry-Out Bandits

4. Carry-Out Bandits
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a cabbie whose meter is running but not his mind, the reason teachers taught you not to play with fire extinguishers and what happens when bandits order to-go.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Aug 27, 1999
5. Back-Breaking Burden

5. Back-Breaking Burden
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a crook that enters car dealership unannounced, the backbreaking burden of stealing $3k in coins and what happens when you mess with 50k volts of electricity.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Sep 3, 1999
6. Waking Nightmare

6. Waking Nightmare
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a search by police that gets hotter and hotter, while elsewhere a criminal gets colder and colder and a DUI waking to a real nightmare.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Sep 10, 1999
7. Artificial Dummy

7. Artificial Dummy
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness misbehaving crack-buyers, a bunch of guys that want electronics for nothing and some dummies with a dummy -- but who's dumber?
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Sep 17, 1999
8. Run-Away Cyclist

8. Run-Away Cyclist
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness what it takes to steal a car from a police lock-up, a washed-up run-away cyclist who hit the spin-cycle and a bail bondsman who dresses up to catch his man.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Sep 24, 1999
9. Brain Freeze Bandit

9. Brain Freeze Bandit
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a man doing something crazy in an even crazier place, the nutty buddy behind the wheel of an ice cream truck and a buzzed stoner who's credibility goes up in smoke.
20min
Oct 1, 1999
10. Half-Ton of Trouble

10. Half-Ton of Trouble
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the mark of a fender bender or a new kind of hit-and-run, a half-ton of trouble when a tailgate goes on the road and a strange pick-up on a surveillance video.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Oct 8, 1999
11. Courting Disaster

11. Courting Disaster
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the difference between a leap of faith and taking a dive, a disastrous character witness and some funny business happening right underneath someone's nose.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Oct 15, 1999
12. Dynamite Date

12. Dynamite Date
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a man who brings dynamite instead of flowers, a suspect conducting his own strip-search and what today's drunk drivers are doing to keep physically fit.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Oct 22, 1999
13. Mannequin Mystery

13. Mannequin Mystery
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness whether it's possible to do the right thing by making the wrong turn, a life-like store mannequin and a sign of trouble for a sneaky criminal.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Oct 29, 1999
14. Clowning Around

14. Clowning Around
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness some on-the-run teenagers who don't know when to quit, a wacked out clown who belongs in the circus and a shifty defendant who dismisses himself from court. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
May 30, 1996
15. Donut Thief

15. Donut Thief
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness an inmate in a hurry, someone dressed like they should be in a hurry and what you need to catch sticky-fingered donut thieves.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Nov 12, 1999
16. Buckle Under Pressure

16. Buckle Under Pressure
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness thieves who got a car but discover the car has got them, a man under pressure about some blood and a fulfilled wish about the bank being open when he wanted.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Nov 19, 1999
17. Collared Criminal

17. Collared Criminal
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the consumption of alcohol making a person more sophisticated, how far a canine officer will go to catch a criminal running wild and your tax dollars at work.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Nov 26, 1999
18. Crack Pipe Crackpot

18. Crack Pipe Crackpot
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a convenience store counter which spontaneously becomes a fireworks stand, the true pride of ownership from a crackpot with a crack pipe and some real idiots in a car.
20min
Jan 14, 1999
19. Invasion of Privacy

19. Invasion of Privacy
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a suspect having his privacy invaded, the theft of a patrol car and a man making his way out of the frying pan into the fire - or at least into a swamp.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Jan 21, 2000
20. Confetti Money

20. Confetti Money
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a bright mind throwing money like confetti, a robber new to the world of handgun safety and a thief who escaped without a trace -- except for an irrefutable video.
20min
Jan 28, 2000
21. Courageous Crime-Fighting

21. Courageous Crime-Fighting
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a woman who definitely doesn't like her chain yanked, some suspects who find themselves tailed by dogs and a stuffed Dalmatian toy sure to inspire some courage.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Feb 4, 2000
22. Clean Up Crew

22. Clean Up Crew
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a cleaning lady who picks up too much, how the running of a stop sign can rob you of a social life and the gal you don't want to share a ride with downtown.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
21min
Feb 11, 2000
23. Recipe for Disaster

23. Recipe for Disaster
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness an inmate who isn't getting out on good behavior, someone not cooking like Julia Child and pot-smoking workmen who helped set up the camera that caught them.
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Feb 11, 2000
24. Pinata Surprise

24. Pinata Surprise
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness some sailors out for a good time who quickly begin to sink, a surprise for a car thief
Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.
20min
Feb 18, 2000












