Crank Yankers

A turd in Gladys' car; Elmer needs an apt; Batman's Nemesis needs information; Special Ed books a trip; Birchum wants a job.

Cammie calls a strip club; Spoonie sends flowers; Denis has a bad pet; Special Ed's got mail.

Cammie applies to be a disabled stripper, and Jimmy orders a penis pump.

Gladys Murphy finds a turd in her car, and Birchum applies for a job in a hardware store.

Shavin books a room for the Wu-Tang Clan; Hadassah applies for a nanny job; Rob helps a friend in need; Elmer finds a surprise in his dinner.

Spoonie Luv wants to join a country club, and Wanda thanks a customer for ordering adult toys.

Spoonie calls the country club for tee time; Niles needs healthcare; Elmer needs hearing aids.

Lisa requests sexy tech support, and Terrance Catheter reserves a table for Bill Cosby.

Niles Standish orders invitations for his party, and Tony DeLoge makes campaign promises.

Niles orders custom invitations; Selectman Tony Deloge reaches out to voters; Helen needs help with her parrot; Bobby tries to help kids.

Hadassah calls with a survey; Spoonie pitches greeting cards; Sal Macauley plays The Phone Zone; Bobby suffers a loss; Ween performs.

Helen wants a personal cookie delivery, and OCD Ken consults a dating service.

Karl Malone inquires about Beanie Babies, and Dick Birchum needs help moving his wife.

Spoonie Luv sends a message with flowers, and Hadassah Guberman has a problem with her vagina.