Rules of Engagement

We pick up where we left off in the season finale, Russell going down in the elevator with Pam, Audrey and Jeff's surrogate. As Jeff sees what is sure to transpire between them, he, with the help of Jen and Timmy, try to catch up to them to stop them from having sex. All remaining one step behind, Jen gets to Russell's apartment only to discover they have already slept with one another. ...

After Jeff forgets to mail in a check for Audrey, she gets mad at him but he avoids a fight by reminding her of the fact that she forgot to return a video a few weeks prior. This quickly diffuses her anger and Jeff brags to Adam about this strategy which he refers to as "the bank" - a list he keeps of all of Audrey's screw ups. Adam attempts to use this technique on Jen later but only gets...

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) attend an adoption fair. Confusion quickly ensues and they are kicked out as a result, another hurdle in their attempt to have a baby. Jeff and Audrey decide to give their old rug to Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich). Disaster strikes while Russell (David Spade) is left alone in the office as Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) is out helping...

After many years the romance has gone out Audrey and Jeff's marriage, as indicated by Jeff's frequent "self-serving". Russell is terrified of flying so he has Timmy accompany him on a flight to Miami.

Audrey decides she wants to quit her job, Adam and Jen try and come up with a romantic story of the night they met as the truth is quite the opposite, and Timmy is frustrated because his new girlfriend Allison wants to abstain from sex so they can get to know each other.

After quitting her job a week ago, Audrey grows very restless as she has completed every item on her "to-do" list and decides to clean out their storage unit in the basement. After cleaning it out, she comes across her grandmother's cookie recipe and after a full day of baking and soul-searching decides she wants to start a cookie business. Audrey is further buoyed by Jen and Adam who come...

Jeff finds he has been very stressed lately due to the pressure of just one income since Audrey quit her job. To make matters worse, he spent money to lease a space for Audrey to start a cookie business only to find that she is no longer interested in pursuing this. Jeff convinces Adam to help him clean out the leased space to get a break on the rent. As the two clean up the place, they...

Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.

Jeff needs to secure his year end bonus and does not want to kiss up to his boss Larry, so Audrey volunteers to flirt with him to help matters. While Jeff and Audrey are meeting with Larry, he shows them hideous picture of Audrey (clearly drunk) at a company booze cruise with Larry, his wife and Jeff that is displayed in Larry's office. On her way out, Audrey steals the photo from his...

After telling his co-workers he no longer wants to participate in their fundraisers, Jeff needs to ask them for donations for Audrey's charity run.

After taking a job as a hostess at an upscale brunch spot, Audrey runs into an old friend (Stephanie)and is too embarrassed to tell her she has quit her high-profile magazine job. After pretending to still be at the magazine, Stephanie asks to call Audrey at work that week to have her participate in the mentor program she oversees at NYU. Rather than admit she is no longer at her office, ...

Russell (David Spade) finds the unexpected reason behind his negativity towards the holidays. Adam's (Oliver Hudson) gift for Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) goes missing and he is forced into some uncomfortable situations in order to get it back. Meanwhile Audrey (Megyn Price) tries too hard to impress the guests at Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) office holiday party.

Audrey starts private pilates sessions at home and Jeff is thrilled when the workouts increase Audrey's sex drive. However, Jeff is quickly thrown when he learns Audrey's instructor is a good-looking young guy, and Jeff proceeds to fire him. Meanwhile, Jen is embarrassed when Adam breaks out his college letterman jacket and she discovers Adam was the captain of the cheerleading squad, not...

When Audrey hears that Jeff is planning to meet his softball teammate/friend Brenda after work for a couple of beers, she seizes the opportunity to come along in order to try and bond more with Brenda who has agreed to be their surrogate. However, Audrey quickly modifies their plans into a double date with Brenda and her new girlfriend Becky. At the restaurant, Becky is shocked when Audrey...

Audrey considers going back to work and interviews to be the office manager for an internet start up company. Liz, Audrey's single and overbearing friend, has moved into the apartment above them. After facing Liz's constant intrusions, Jeff and Audrey start hiding from her. This causes them to spend a lot of time at Jen and Adam's, where Jeff and Adam get competitive playing Adam's new...

When Jeff proclaims it's 'Jeff Day', he gets his way until the cleaning lady arrives. Meanwhile, Adam has to figure out why his eye is twitching.

When Jeff and Audrey see a fertility specialist with their surrogate, they discover a zygote. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on double dates again.

When Jeff decides to surprise Audrey by remembering their anniversary, he's the one who ends up being surprised. Meanwhile, Timmy is forced to be Russell's interpreter on a date.

After Liz complains to Audrey about her love life, Audrey convinces Jeff to set her up with his recently divorced co-worker Todd. All goes well on the date until the girls go to the ladies room, leaving Jeff and Todd alone. When Audrey finds out that Todd has canceled their next date, she realizes Jeff is to blame for Todd's attitude change and forces Jeff to fix the situation. Meanwhile,...

Jeff and Audrey are pleased to discover that their surrogate Brenda is pregnant. Jeff is elated thinking he has "beat the system"; a baby on the way and a wife who will not be pregnant and thus he will not suffer any of inconveniences that go with it. He is woefully mistaken when Audrey tends to Brenda's sickness and moodiness, and even has her temporarily move in with them to assure her...

When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it's time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he sees a familiar face.

Jeff and Audrey panic when they are told they might be having twins. Meanwhile, Russell throws a citizenship party for Timmy to impress a girl.

Jeff is threatened when Audrey gets a raise and makes almost as much as he does. Meanwhile, Russell enlists Timmy to find out what Liz sees in another man.

Russell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with "red hot" ladies but instead it's filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to help Jeff and Audrey settle an argument.