Rules of Engagement

Russell tries to get out of his marriage to an overly enthused Liz, who tries to make it work, while Jeff attempts to engage Audrey in dirty talk.

Russell gives Liz a makeover to impress his dad, Jeff's "guys weekend" is ruined because Audrey is worried about her medical test results, and Adam is infatuated with his new friend, actor Curtis "Booger" Armstrong.

After having a node removed surgically, Audrey is temporarily unable to speak and Jeff is thrilled. Audrey's Aunt dies and Audrey plans to give a eulogy as her voice should be better by then. However, Audrey is still unable to speak and when she forgets the speech she prepared, Jeff is put on the spot to step in. Much to her surprise, he tells a sweet anecdote about her aunt, but they discover...

The group take a trip to Vermont to admire the autumn foliage, but Audrey and Adam get into some poison ivy.

Jeff has been calling Audrey using an app on his phone called "shy dial" which sends his calls directly to her voice mail, giving him credit for calling, but he can avoid talking to her. Timmy accidentally spills the beans and to get even, Audrey uses the app on Jeff, leaving a voicemail about having a 3 way with her hot college roommate. After racing home, Audrey calls him out on his...

Audrey forces Jeff to drastically change his eating habits and eat more healthfully after his physical. This causes him to sneak out to fattening dinners with their surrogate Brenda and have a food "affair." Audrey catches him and in the end agrees to compromise; he will eat foods that are good for him but he needs to be able to eat some of the things he loves as well. Russell has taken a...

Jeff and Audrey engage in a battle of wills when she refuses to admit that she hates the armchair she ordered while Jeff pretends to love it.

To try to show his care and interest in their relationship, Jeff sends Audrey on a scavenger hunt. Russell thinks Jennifer has a sex tape.

Audrey befriends her housekeeper Ana, and decides to raise money from the neighbors to pay for an operation to help correct Ana's limp. However due to her misunderstanding of Spanish, it turns out Ana uses the money to have breast augmentation surgery and the neighbors are furious with Audrey. Meanwhile, Timmy is training for a marathon with his friend, Stephanie, whom Russell finds very...

Jeff figures out that Audrey asks him for favors after sex, getting him to agree to things he would not normally do. He confronts her they agree to create a barter system so they both get what they want. Meanwhile, Jen tries the sex thing on Adam so he will agree to get a dog but he wants a bird. In addition, Timmy has a spoon made for an impatient Russell that cools his hot soup. Russell...

Timmy is determined to reconnect with a woman he shared a romantic moment with on the subway using a web site for finding missed connections. Russell decides to help, determined to prove there is no such thing as true love. Eventually the woman finds him from his posting but to Timmy's dismay, it turns out she was having a romantic moment with the man standing behind him. Meanwhile, Jeff and...

udrey pressures Jeff to tell her 5 things he likes about her as a person and he struggles with this task. He attempts to fulfill her request using lines from movies, leaving her disappointed. After numerous failed attempts, she lets him off the hook and seeing how upset she is, he is finally able to express how he feels. Meanwhile, Russell sets Timmy up to embarrass himself in an effort to...

When Audrey takes Jen to a Bon Jovi concert, Jeff decides to BBQ on the roof and does not invite Adam. Adam, feeling left out, decides to go to the roof to do yoga which infuriates Jeff. The two go head to head when Adam holds Jeff's steak hostage, and Jeff threatens to urinate on his yoga mat. The two finally make peace but as they call their truce, a pigeon causes Adam to accidentally drop...

Audrey accidentally pulls off the arm of a young girl's doll and offers to take it to be fixed at the doll hospital. After having it repaired, Audrey inadvertently breaks the doll repeatedly with odd accidents, ultimately leaving it in permanent disrepair and ends up just giving the little girl cash. Jeff is concerned about Brenda dating while she is carrying his child so he crashes Brenda's...

Jen offers to throw Audrey a baby shower which is appreciated but concerning as Jen is renown for throwing the worst parties. Jen realizes shortly before the shower is supposed to start that she put the wrong date on invitation and has nothing prepared. She and Adam scramble and are able to pull together a makeshift shower with borrowed stuff from Jeff and items from the nearby Korean deli...